Before the show got underway JLaw tripped on her hopes and dreams of winning Oscar #2.
Pharrell and his hat got the night swinging in the right direction with the help of Amy Adams.
Ellen enlisted Hollywoods finest for the worlds greatest (orchestrated) selfie. And broke Twitter!
Lupita Nyong’o won best supporting actress and told us its okay to dream big.
Then pizza arrived and ruined every starlets diet (Is cheese a carb?)
We took a moment to remember the late Paul Walker :(
Bette Middler sang a song that wasn’t I Put A Spell On You.
Idina Menzel gave the Frozen lovers a performance to fangirl over.
Matthew McConaughey received the only thing brighter than his tan.
Steve McQueen jumped into history with his Best Picture win for 12 Years A Slave.
And when the night was over, we all walked away with the same number of Oscars as Leo.
…It’s okay Leo, we’re here for you.